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On Halloween night, Gonzo is challenged to spend one night in The Haunted Mansion.

　　科林（科林·费斯 Colin Firth 饰）是一名诗人，他深爱着名为薇拉（明妮·德里弗 Minnie Driver 饰）的女子，然而不久之后，薇拉即将成为别人的新娘。深受打击的科林一时之间无法从情绪之中抽离，于是决定前往一座宁静的小镇度假换换心情。
　　在当地的旅馆内，科林结识了曼蒂（海瑟·格拉汉姆 Heather Graham 饰），曼蒂是一名护士，个性温柔而又开朗的她渐渐治愈了科林内心的创伤，科林发现自己不再去想薇拉了。随着时间的推移，两颗心越靠越近。可就在这个节骨眼上，薇拉忽然放弃了婚礼，跑来找科林，旧爱新欢都在眼前，科林一时陷入了犹豫之中，不知该做出怎样的选择。

赛迪（布里安娜·希尔德布兰 Brianna Hildebrand 饰）和麦凯拉（亚历山德拉·西普 Alexandra Shipp 饰）是青梅竹马的好友，两人共同创办了名为“悲剧女孩”的推特公众号，报道当地发生的大大小小的杀人案件，并且试图追踪案件背后的真相。 　　两个姑娘最大的愿望就是希望她们的公众号能够一炮而红，甚至为了有能够报道的新闻而不惜成为凶杀案的制造者。可是，很快她们便发现，对于这些她们亲手犯下的罪案，当地警方总是以“意外”为幌子试图隐瞒案件。乔丹（杰克·奎德 Jack Quaid 饰）是赛迪和麦凯拉的“助手”，帮助她们剪辑和发布视频，与此同时，乔丹也是警长布兰恩（蒂莫西·墨菲 Timothy V. Murphy 饰）的儿子。终于，“悲剧女孩”走红了，但同样飘红的，还有两个女孩之间的友情。

　　马可一位大学学生，他正绞尽脑汁地想法追一位美丽的女孩，苦无进展时，一位令人眩目，漂亮的伯爵夫人出现，瞬间夺走马可的心思，孰料这位女伯爵是个四百岁的吸血鬼，她需要真正的处男鲜血来维持她的美丽与生命……

　　约瑟夫（吉恩·凯利 Gene Kelly 饰）是一名海军士兵，一场意外中，他救了一个名为克莱斯（弗兰克·辛纳特拉 Frank Sinatra 饰）的男人。约瑟夫的英勇壮举让他得到了为期四天的休假，这也就意味着，约瑟夫终于可以前往好莱坞，去见一见在那里的阔别已久的女朋友了。
　　约瑟夫想要和女友享受一段甜蜜的二人时光，可克莱斯却死皮赖脸的跟在他的身边，这让约瑟夫感到十分抓狂。无家可归的小男孩丹恩的出现缓和了两人之间的气氛，渐渐的，约瑟夫和克莱斯成为了挚友。某日，克莱斯在一家夜总会里邂逅了在那里卖唱的歌女苏珊（凯瑟琳·格雷森 Kathryn Grayson 饰），他坠入了情网。无奈苏珊却看上了英俊高大的约瑟夫。

群雄并起的战国时代。第六天魔王织田信长逐一击溃强劲对手，离雄霸天下仅仅一步之遥。在此之前，他将次子织田信雄（知念侑李 饰）送到伊势的北畠当女婿，借着信雄之手，当地大名北畠具教（国村隼 饰）被彻底打倒。然而颇令织田信长感到棘手的是，伊势的邻国伊贺是一个藏龙卧虎、杀机四伏的凶险之地。在那里潜伏着被世人称为“虎狼之族”的伊贺忍者。有超级忍者之称的无门（大野智 饰）隶属于百地三太夫（立川谈春 饰）麾下，虽然武功高强，傲慢无比，却只贪图老婆阿国（石原里美 饰）的温柔乡。为了对抗外族入侵，伊贺各族忍者结为军师联盟。直到某一天，织田大军终于踏上伊贺的土地，无门再也无法安享太平…… 　　本片根据和田龙于2008年的同名小说改编。

　　A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.
　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film: `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.

　　故事发生在明朝某年。阙里侯（潘长江 饰）是个富家少爷，整日沾花惹草、为非作歹。这日，他正调戏一名美貌孕妇，被路遇的张果老救下。张媒婆（黄素影 饰）贪恋阙家银两，把邹家小姐（魏一 饰）说给阙少爷，正当阙里侯內心正美时，他头上突然长出了两支长长的驴耳，吓坏了邹小姐，阙里侯欲行不轨之事，被家丁误打，差点丟了小命。几天后，他又看上邻庄李小姐（谢栩 饰），当被骗进阙府的李小姐看到长着驴耳的阙里侯，一气之下削发为尼。恼羞成怒的阙里侯决定娶一丑女为妻，气气邹小姐和李小姐，不料迎亲时抬错花轿，把一位洋新娘（古丽扎尔 饰）娶到家中，结果新娘恶心阙里侯的德行，也投向佛门.....